January 2012
I, the dog lover, got to name the cat
Her name is Mulan.  We took her to my roommate’s house where her mother will take care of her.  I made “pussy” jokes all night. I love the name ideas from you all! 
Jan 28th
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If you found a stray cat, what would you name it?
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 26th
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Jan 25th
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“When I was a girl, my life was music that was always getting louder. Everything...”
– Jonathan Safran Foer, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close (via theworldsgotmedizzyagain)
Jan 25th
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Want to know if I'm just mocking you when you're...
If I say words such as “forreals?” or “samesies” then I’m not being genuine and I know what you’re doing.  It just makes me laugh
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
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I'm so sick of guys
Seriously, I’m not a challenge. I have morals and I stick to them. I know what you’re trying to do and you’re just like the other guys. You try to sleep with one of my best friends every other weekend. I know what’s on your mind and I’m sick of guys trying to get with me because I actually stick to my morals. This is why dating is so hard for me.
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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“And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in...”
– Abraham Lincoln (via staygoldjess)
Jan 24th
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HowAboutWe: John Steinbeck on Love →
And don’t worry about losing. If it is right, it happens — The main thing is not to hurry. Nothing good gets away.
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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“When do you throw in the towel? Admit that a lost cause is sometimes just that?...”
– Grey’s Anatomy (via anditslove)
Jan 23rd
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“After a long day, you just want to go home and shove the closest edible thing...”
– “TOP TEN SIGNS YOU’RE AN ADULT” by Almie Rose (via fuckyeahfunnychicks)
Jan 23rd
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“I’m not always as confident as I seem. There are many nights and many days when...”
– (via wordsandlyrics)
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Next time I feel down that a guy I want to date...
I will remember tonight where two guys were trying to sext me (which I don’t do) and one got a date out the situation and the other one got an invite to a fun weekend with my friends.  More guys do like me, even if it’s for my body and they will never actually get to hook up with me.  #PlayersGetPlayed
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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I've been so stressed out since being back to...
This isn’t healthy.  I want to eat. 
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Finally, after waiting 10 months since I found out...
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Guys, my subconscious is a pervert
I took a nap this afternoon and in my dream, I drunk texted someone telling him that he should “bring his unicorn over here so I can ride it.”  Shameful stuff. 
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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I got a new twitter
Follow me @Adorkable_Alli because I’ll be deleting @AlliSunnyLaine next Friday
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Blast from the past
It’s no lie that words hurt. They do. They also stay with you. There are so many voices in my head repeating the words that have been said to me over the years.  “You’re uptight.” “You’re so annoying.” - An ex-boyfriend  “Guys will like you if you just lose a little weight.” - My dad  Those are just a few of the millions of insecurities I...
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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